*Greetings gentles, Tempter Yortman here at Hell’s Portal. Not long ago a fellow tempter found me in a rather low mood and took it upon himself to give me a bit of cheer. “How lucky are you” he said . (He has been stationed in the russo/european sector for theRead More »
Greetings gentle fiends, say hello to my little friend, Bunny. Oh, I know what you must be thinking. What the devil is a senior tempter doing with a dog? Providing a public service message of course. Did you know that these obsequious four legged vermin, rescue countless humans who, butRead More »
Greetings Gentles, a quick word about lying and about the laziest liar on the planet: Sir Donald. In his incessant attacks upon reality he does not even have the courtesy to acknowledge that there is a register of truth to which respect must be paid. For example, when the KochRead More »
To be an apologist for Sir Donald is not an easy task. Witness the verbal contortions of creature Spicer! But Yortman gives it his best shot.
Greetings gentles, a quick word on addiction. Some of you have no doubt been wondering whether your patient is unduly addicted to this new drug that I think we should call, The Donald. I know that my patient scans the paper daily in search of his fix. Yet many ofRead More »
Greetings gentle fiends. It goes without saying we could not be more pleased with the first couple of months of Trump and his gaggle of whores. In a society whose members are consumed with having their 15 minutes of fame the West Wing is replete with scumbags of the firstRead More »
Yortman lays out the benefits of the evolving Internet. How can it be used to serve our patients?
Originally posted just after the Access Hollywood tapes jeopardized Sir Donald’s campaign. How did we respond? With a stratagem that changed the world!
Yortman reads the infamous letter(s) as “revealed” to C.S. Lewis
Transexuality is their latest identity crisis and perhaps the most difficult to sort out. But sort it out you must. This post will help.
A new weapon has been made available. How should we use it? The answer may surprise you.
Young Frankensteins roam Nigeria. Why are we not pleased?
Yortman explores the Enemy’s latest stratagem. Will combining empathy with Universalism set us back?
The New World Order is beginning to fracture. Which lessons of the past will prove useful?
Can we count on PTSD to unravel their society? Perhaps, but beware the prosaic: exercise, mundane routines, and worst of all, dogs!
Has their world gone mad? LSD, STP, DMT, PTSD etc. it’s all good. However, the Enemy will not remain idle.
MERRY CHRISTMAS? A difficult time of year for many of us for different reasons. Yortman briefly explains why and suggests that music may provide a measure of salvation. And, oh yes, A Christmas Song is played for your edification.