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Around kitchen tables everywhere the creatures wonder whether Trump is America's Hitler. Yortman ponders the possibility.

*Greetings gentles, Tempter Yortman here at Hell’s Portal.  Not long ago a fellow tempter found me in a rather low mood and took it upon himself to give me a bit of cheer.  “How lucky  are you” he said .  (He has been stationed in the russo/european sector for theRead More »

DOGS & DEVILS

Canis lupus familiaris is discussed. Yortman makes a recommendation or two.

Greetings gentle fiends, say hello to my little friend, Bunny. Oh, I know what you must be thinking. What the devil is a senior tempter doing with a dog? Providing a public service message of course. Did you know that these obsequious four legged vermin, rescue countless humans who, butRead More »

Lazy Liar

Lying is hard work. Proper lying is extra hard. Sir Donald cannot even do this right.

Greetings Gentles, a quick word about lying and about the laziest liar on the planet: Sir Donald. In his incessant attacks upon reality he does not even have the courtesy to acknowledge that there is a register of truth to which respect must be paid. For example, when the KochRead More »

A Quick Word on: EXAGGERATING

To be is to exaggerate?

To be an apologist for Sir Donald is not an easy task. Witness the verbal contortions of creature Spicer! But Yortman gives it his best shot.

A Quick Word on: ADDICTION

A most useful and mutable word.

Greetings gentles, a quick word on addiction. Some of you have no doubt been wondering whether your patient is unduly addicted to this new drug that I think we should call, The Donald. I know that my patient scans the paper daily in search of his fix. Yet many ofRead More »

Donald's Dream (1 min)

His dream is their nightmare

Greetings gentle fiends. It goes without saying we could not be more pleased with the first couple of months of Trump and his gaggle of whores. In a society whose members are consumed with having their 15 minutes of fame the West Wing is replete with scumbags of the firstRead More »

The "Internet of Things"

Yortman lays out the benefits of the evolving Internet. How can it be used to serve our patients?

Yortman lays out the benefits of the evolving Internet. How can it be used to serve our patients?

Why TRUMP Prevailed!

Originally posted just after the Access Hollywood tapes jeopardized Sir Donald's campaign. How did we respond? With a stratagem that changed the world!

Originally posted just after the Access Hollywood tapes jeopardized Sir Donald’s campaign. How did we respond? With a stratagem that changed the world!

Screwtape Letter no.1

Yortman reads the infamous letter(s) as "revealed" to C.S. Lewis

Yortman reads the infamous letter(s) as “revealed” to C.S. Lewis

TRANSREALITY: What Is To Be Done?       2015

Transexuality is their latest identity crisis and perhaps the most difficult to sort out. But sort it out you must. This post will help!

Transexuality is their latest identity crisis and perhaps the most difficult to sort out. But sort it out you must. This post will help.

ISIS is a Four Letter Word   2015

A new weapon has been made available. How should we use it? The answer may surprise you.

A new weapon has been made available. How should we use it? The answer may surprise you.

Part 2: Fort Hood in the Age of PTSD   2014

Can we count on PTSD to unravel their society? Perhaps, but beware the prosaic: exercise, mundane routines, and worst of all, dogs!

Can we count on PTSD to unravel their society? Perhaps, but beware the prosaic: exercise, mundane routines, and worst of all, dogs!

Part 1: Fort Hood in the Age of PTSD   2014

Has their world gone mad? LSD, STP, DMT, PTSD etc. it's all good. However, the Enemy will not remain idle.

Has their world gone mad? LSD, STP, DMT, PTSD etc. it’s all good. However, the Enemy will not remain idle.

A Christmas Message & Song

MERRY CHRISTMAS? A difficult time of year for many of us for different reasons. Yortman briefly explains why and suggests that music may provide a measure of salvation.

MERRY CHRISTMAS? A difficult time of year for many of us for different reasons. Yortman briefly explains why and suggests that music may provide a measure of salvation. And, oh yes, A Christmas Song is played for your edification.